Oh, award shows. I wish I knew how to quit you. When I say award shows, I mean the big ones—the Oscars, the Emmys, the Golden Globes, the Grammys—and to a lesser extent any other shows that are televised or get media coverage. I don’t mean localized, industry specific circle jerks where everyone and his mother goes home with hardware. Lately there’s been an overwhelmingly negative feeling online about award shows. They’re no longer relevant. They’re a relic of the un-woke pas